I I I I I I I I I

The Minimalisms test went okay. I survived. I actually studied a lot, despite what my blog posts may have implied. I'm awake. It's me and the cats this morning. The roommates went out to a show last night, I expect them to be a little hungover with stories to share when they finally rise from the dead.

I stayed in last night, which is nothing new. My weekend nights seem to be nights where I become my alter ego: an 85 year old woman who enjoys peppermint tea, macadamia nuts and has a secret love for netflix, specifically terribly sad movies to slit your wrists to. (... last night I found a particularly horrifying 6 part documentary series on Auschwitz-Birkenau...)

In other news, I discovered I have been lied to my entire life. JULY 23 BABIES UNITE. (I am a cusp baby, not a leo, not a cancer). Well I've been told my entire life that I am a leo. Leo. leo. Leo. Lion. Birth stone is ruby. LIES. LIES WHAT THE HELL IS MY BIRTHSTONE. I'M A CANCER. A CRAB. YUCK. JESUS MY WORLD IS CRASHING AROUND ME. I AM A CRAB. PEOPLE EAT MY ASTROLOGICAL ANIMAL SIGN. I AM EDIBLE. i bury my head in the sand instead of munching on antelopes.

I looked up both signs yesterday and realized I fit with the crab. We is buddies. Leo and I, nope. definately not. (aka outgoing, center of attention at all times, er... popular? what?) Crab= homebody, very intent on plans, does whatever the fuck they want and are generally rather obsessive compulsive. Yes. Hello. Thaat'z more like it. 

On the rare occasion I will venture out of my shell (oh shell.. haha pun pun punny funny ) and into the world but for the most part... don't count on me to do something past 10 unless I have the greater part of a bottle of wine in my system.

If you believe "signs"... which I don't....er.. didn't.... but now kind of do since I seem to be exactly everything a cancer is supposed to be....whatever. Old ladies believe in signs right? I'm allowed to. Blame it on the alterego.

wow yet again, a marvelous post, lack of facebook really is reeking havoc on my blog. ( I appologize, all ye who have had to read through my zodiac this morning... I really need to begin thinking of more interesting things to write about.)

MORE BORING SHIT ABOUT ME: I'm being the tooth fairy for halloween, I thought of it yesterday. Using my wisdom teeth that i found + other teeth from the bone room to make gnarly necklaces n earrings. and if you see me on all hallows eve I will have gold coins, but only to trade for teeth.

I woke up this morning with a weird craving for the Marina, if no one wakes up soon i might just bike down there and walk around. I want to stare at the harbor and the bay and the bridge and the city and soak it all up. I'll give them 10 more minutes. If they don't return from the dead, I'm doing it.