and road kill

There's a metallic taste in my mouth , left over from a cigarette I thought was a good idea last night. It was the second one I've had in 2 months. Feel a leeeetle guilty. I cant sleep, I keep tasting copper. Today was not very good. My phone is still laying in rice, I have no money, I limped all day. My leg was sore. I didn't shower (i should have). It's difficult to have any respect for yourself when you can't walk properly. I feel like an injured animal, a bit of a mess.

I'm delirious.

I just found a really... really really terrible flikr. I'm not sure how that made me feel. teen angst before bed doesn't result in the best dreams. Shudder... self portraits ...black and white.... photoshop....tears....rain....cleavage.... high contrast. blegh

my mood :

and I found this. why this exists i don't know.

Yesterday: 7 hours in the darkroom printing color prints. Will put on here sometime.

Last night: drunk, party, dumb , explosion of vodka, wetting of electronics, passing out.

this morning: painful.

Today: dead phone, mac store, bad advice, rice + phone + 5 days= fucked, hit on by bagger at Safeway while buying batteries in front of a cute old lady cashier , embarrassing, library, movies, Prague prostitutes, brownies, no productivity whatsoever.

party monster

Aurel Schmidt

Lollilove

Just watched this, had a lollipop.

my momma is going to be in the new york times !!!

they're photographing and interviewing her on the "relevance of the nude in today's art world"

ahh too cool.

walmart and vomit

thank you, Peopleofwalmart.com for making my morning a little better.

woke up at 5am feeling terrible. Threw up several times. yuck.

there's nothing like tequila.

Working at the computer lab, new knowledge, great discoveries.

"Banana slugs are hermaphrodites, which means that they can act as both males and females at the same time. When they mate, they insert their penises into eachother at the same time. The unusual thing  is that sometimes, but not always, when they finish mating one slug will chew the penis completely off the other, a process called Apophallation. Sometimes it happens that both slugs engage in chewing so that at the end of the mating encounter, both slugs are penis-less."


This is a slug penis. This particular slug was injected with the peptide hormone APGWamide. This hormone causes erections within minutes. 

and

i see my future.